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The Sad Saga of the Stoves

2011-10-19T14:55:00.000-07:00

For years and years I've wanted, lusted after, an electric stove. I absolutely, positively H-A-T-E gas/propane stoves. I saved pennies. I saved nickles. I saved dimes. I saved bottles and cans. I used coupons and put the amount I saved in a jar. I get the house rewired for 220. I get my electric stove. I'm a happy camper.

For about a month. The oven isn't accurate and the brain isn't working correctly. Out comes the repairman. He fusses around with the stove and says he has to order some parts and he'll be back. He brings back and installs the brain and then he informs me that if I want accurate baking I need to buy an expensive stove. He goes on to tell me that stoves can take up to TWO HOURS to reach a steady temp. What kind of hogwash is that?

End of summer rolls around and I'm canning some cabbage for cole slaw. Just as the timer goes off, I smell burning electrical. I get the jars out of the steam canner and onto a towel. Run outside and switch the breaker to the stove off (you can tell where my priorities are).

Call the repairman out again and he says the burner connect has melted. I shouldn't be using it so much. Huh? I guess I didn't get the memo where it says how much you should use a burner. As he's fussing with it, the burner itself goes. Great. Now I've got a new connector but no burner. I get the "I'll be back speech again" and I tell him, I don't need you to return, just mail me a new burner.

While I wait on this stuff, I call Sears and tell them I am NOT a happy camper! They say there is nothing they can do. Well, I know different. My mommy didn't work for them for nothing. I pick up the phone and call corporate. By gum, the stove's a lemon and I am not happy with it. They replace the stove with an upgraded model. ~~sigh~~ It's a piece a c**p! Burner connection over heats and melts. We replace it. Then we have a power outage and the surge when the power comes back on melts the brain. A week later a burner arc's and misses my hand by less than an inch!

I go looking for an OLD electric stove. One that isn't made out of tin foil and plastic. I find one . . . sit down and hold on to your hat. $6,000! That's right SIX followed by three zeros! I don't think so.

I'm back to looking for a gas stove. OMG! They are tin foil and plastic too. So, I go looking for an OLD gas stove. Oh yeah, they are even pricier than the electric stoves.

I have an epithani. Appliance junk yards. Wahoo! I find my stove. It's a gas stove. They had an electric stove but I'm not buying an electric stove that has been sitting out in the rain and snow. Ah not!

Isn't it pretty? Gotta center griddle, which I love. Has simmer burner plates. Two ovens plus I have a wall oven, watch out baking time. Only one problem. I should I say one more problem since this whole thing has been a comedy of errors. I have the stove but I can't use it. Go figure. It is soooo big it won't fit in the kitchen so we have to remodel the whole blooming kitchen. DH is not a happy camper, but I am since now I get the shelving built for my wicker baskets. We're almost there and within a couple of weeks I will have my stove.

JUST A NOTE: I found out that Sears has their stoves built by Electrolux. GE doesn't make them anymore and hasn't for a few years. I complained to Sears and then I sent a letter to Electrolux telling them about the quality of their products. I got a letter back from Electrolux that said "sorry, it isn't our problem, it is the exclusive responsibility of Sears" I sent an answer saying I hadn't asked them to do anything, just informing them of the quality, or lack thereof, of their product. I get a second letter back stating "Thank you for contacting Electrolux Major Appliances. We apologize for the inconvenience. Unfortunately, you will need to direct your concerns to the offices listed below: Sears . . ." Hmmmm, I need to address my concerns to Sears over the lack of quality in a product that Electrolux produces? Guess who lost a customer for any of the dozen or so companies they've bought up -- Frigidaire, Gibson, Kelvinator, Eureka, Philco, Tappan, White-Westinghouse.

2011-03-05T15:28:00.000-08:00

Well, haven't been here in awhile. Lots of things have changed. Some not for the good. Our cat, Kahlua, has disappeared. She was critter savy, so we think the gun happy neighbor shot her. There is no way Kahlua would miss a meal! And when she didn't show up for dinner for two nights in a row, we knew something was wrong. We searched everywhere, all her favorite places and the places where she went hunting. No sign of her or of an animal fight. That leaves theft or the charming neighbor.

Her kittens, Lil Harry Houdini, Pickles and Mr. Snuggles are all grown up. Lil Harry is dumb as a rock but fun. He doesn't have any survival skills or instincts, so he is a house cat. He doesn't want to be a house cat but we're not giving him any option.

We've added two Pitbulls to our population here. Mr. Pugsley and his son, Tyson. Mr. Pugsley is about 6 years old and weighs over 107 pounds. Lil Harry, being the bright bulb that he is, waltzes right up to Mr. Pugsley and starts rubbing all over him and hasn't a clue that Mr. Pugsley doesn't like him, or any cat for that matter. However, Mr. Pugsley is smarter than the average bear and knows his life wouldn't be worth much if he attacked the cats. He, great big Pit that he is, runs and hides in the bathroom.

We also have Son #3's girlfriend's cat, Zoe. Zoe is certifiable. She is cute as all get out but nuts, nuts, nuts. A candidate for the looney bin! She growls like a dog, attacks fox (who are twice her size) and yowls and hisses at anyone who tries to pick her up. She also bites anyone male that tries to pick her up. *She*, unlike Lil Harry, stays far away from Pugsley!

I WAS WRONG!

2009-03-21T20:53:00.000-07:00

Sad to say, I was wrong. Snow lasted about another day, maybe two after my pictures and then nothing. We've had a couple of days with rain since then but nothing "serious." And it was all brought home in a big way this week.

Hubby went out to move the fence you can see in the first snow pictures. He wants a bigger front yard. He hauls out his trusty pick, post hole digger, shovel, electric drill and chainsaw. I figure he's good for hours. I mean, all those "man toys" should have kept him happy. NO! Back in he comes to tell me that he finally believes me when I say "drought." Seems he digs down just a hair more than an inch and the ground is dust dry!

So, he spends a couple of days moving his fence and then announces one morning that we need to prepare the garden and "get serious about growing some food." This from the city boy (born a few minutes south of Boston, I mean CITY boy) who has spent years treating my gardening as a cute hobby.

Today he "attacked" the garden. I told him I needed to redo the raised beds because critters were eating my plants. And that I needed to redo the lasagna rows.

So, raised bed #1 has been dug out and 3 of the lasagna rows. He even marked off the area that I've been asking him to dig out to put a hoop house in! I figure by the time of the last frost I will have ALL of the raised beds and lasagna rows I want. Yippee!

Tomorrow I will be laying hardware cloth and the dirt will go back in raised bed #1. You see, the cats may have cured the squirrel problem but they haven't put a dent in the mole, gopher, vole problem. I am on a mission and wonder of wonders, finally something is on sale -- hardware cloth -- when I need it. I shall defeat the highly acid soil, the VERY short growing season, the lack of dirt and abundance of rocks AND the extreme cold and heat.

Now, if I could just convince the STUPID city folk that are moving out this way to keep their blooming mutts home!

Maybe Not A Drought Anymore

2009-03-05T21:32:00.001-08:00

O.K., so the rains have finally arrived. And arrived and arrived and arrived. Then the snow arrived. And, not to be out done by the rain, it came in and dumped on us. Captive for a week, power out for a day and a half and, horror of horrors, no internet for THREE DAYS! Pure torture.
It was quite a learning experience for DH, the city boy. And I do mean CITY boy. He was born and raised just outside Boston. When his family moved to California they first moved to San Luis Obispo and then up to Wine Country. Big city followed by city followed by city. Quite a learning curve when I drag him from a city of almost 200,000 to a county with less than 130,000 and a city of only 28,000. THEN I drag him to a county where the population is less than the city we left!

So when the power went out, he thought it meant no food since I have an electric stove. Woodstove works fine for me. Drag out the cast iron and enamelware and dinner is served! Well, maybe not quite that fast but who can starve when your hens are laying, you've got a pantry full of home grown and made jams, jellies, salsa, pickles and spiced veggies, a 50# sack of organic flour and bacon from the little piggie down the road? Denver omelets, bacon, homemade biscuits with jam. Dinner is served.

After hauling wood in first thing in the morning and feeding the chickens, we all putz'd around the house. Later in the day we spent time watching the hummingbirds play in the snow. We have two resident males who spend the whole year with us. If we don't keep their feeder filled, they fly back and forth in front of the livingroom window demanding attention. They come up and eat out of our hands. AND, they eat mosquitoes by the thousands during the spring, summer and fall. Beautiful to watch and a real bonus to have around!

Drought!

2009-01-23T00:03:00.000-08:00

This is a picture I took from the front deck this time last year. Snow. Lots of snow. Not skiing snow but plenty enuf to make a snowman and to keep us shoveling. And, occasionally to keep us housebound when the road is too deep for one or another of us living out here to break a path. This year, right now all I see is the beginnings of green grass! The chickens are out doing their usual spring weeding. Except it isn't spring.

And, no rain. Scary when you take into account the number of fires we had last year from lightning strikes and the well over 100,000 acres that burned around us and at the north end of the valley.

If we don't get rain or snow soon, there won't be much of a garden this year. Everyone cross their fingers!

Time To Meet The Other Furbabies

2009-01-20T21:41:00.001-08:00

Once upon a time we didn't have a ground squirrel problem but then the neighbor decided to use the pair of fox for target practice and pretty soon we were over-run with ground squirrels. The blasted evil beasts even came up on the deck and ate all my herbs down to the dirt! They went through the garden faster than locust. The only thing they didn't eat was the hot peppers! Tomatoes -- gone. Corn -- gone. Peas -- gone. Beans -- gone.

And, I'm here to tell you that poison doesn't work. They can eat it by the gallon and the bottomline is they multiple faster than the amount of poison one can afford to buy kills them off.

So, we had choices. Go broke buying poison. Give up on the garden, which was not an option. Or find another way to fight the squirrels.

Voila! Cats! Off we went to pick up a cat, Debbie, and her kitten from Freecycle. I mean, who in the world names a Siamese cat Debbie? Ah, no one! So, we acquired the newly named Kahlua. She is a torti-point and quite different looking. She's a major pain in the assets but she's a hunter supreme. Her kitten was a total flake and took up biting, so she went down the road.

Then September 12, 2007, hubby looked out the kitchen window and thought he saw some fox kits. Obviously, before he puts his contacts in There were four kittens that someone had gone to a lot of trouble to dump on our back deck. And I mean a lot of trouble. We are 2.5 miles off the highway and up a dirt road and the house sits 150' off the dirt road.

We kept the largest male kitten. His name is Smokey and doesn't look like he'd get out of his own way but Kahlua took him under her paw and taught him to hunt. He works diligently to keep both the ground squirrel and cottontail population under control. He's grown quite a bit since this picture and weighs in at over 25 pounds.

Well, before we could get Kahlua in to have her spayed, she presented us with a litter of kittens. Youngest wanted to keep the blue point long haired kitten but he turned out to be another nutcase, so he found a new home. I kept the tiny black-pointed tortoiseshell and named her Precious. She's a little goofy but not mean. Scared of the world, so she has become our house cat. Not a mouse to be seen. Works for me. She also thinks Cali is her own personal dog. If they are laying together in front of the woodstove, you can't tell where one ends and the other begins.

Now, I thought I had it timed but Kahlua managed to sneak in another litter. We kept the three boys, Pickles (don't ask), Mr. Snuggles and Lil' Harry Houdini.

Pickles is a long-haired orange marmalade cat. He's not going to have the super long hair that Smokey has. He's a funny character. He's been neutered and had his rabies shots, so he's now out following mom around. We'll see if he becomes as good a hunter as mom and Smokey.

Mr. Snuggles is hard to get a good picture of. In real life, he doesn't look like a real cat. He looks like a stuffed animal. He's a seal-point Siamese. He's also a klutz! He tries to leap from counter to counter and belly-flops! He lays down on the sofa and rolls off the edge. We don't have much hope for him as a hunter! Well, he's a big horse of a cat, perhaps if he falls on his prey

And then we have Lil' Harry Houdini. He's a flame-point Siamese and about half the size of the other two. He thinks he's the great hunter. He was the runt and Kahlua would routinely dump him out of the box they were in. Usually straight on his head. He was the first one to walk. Well, more like a little mechanical toy trying to run. Funniest thing you ever saw. He and Precious are best buds. He'll probably stay in the house with Precious. The local hawks would probably mistake him for a bunny-sized meal. He's totally fearless and wouldn't run from the approaching hawk, so that would spell disaster.

Kahlua is now spayed. The boys are all neutered. Precious is spayed. The cat population will remain static. Hopefully no one else will decide we need a midnight visit with a basketload of kittens. The squirrel population is under control. My herbs are again growing in profusion on the deck. We had an excellent crop of peas, beans, corn, tomatoes, peppers, beets, strawberries, raspberries, marionberries, onions, lettuce, radishes, carrots and I don't remember what and all else this last year. Even with the extremely early frost that got my tomatoes. But that's a story for another day.

The Weather

2009-01-14T22:45:00.001-08:00

I don't usually write about the weather. However, in this instance I'll make an exception. Whatever the heck is going on needs to stop! I can handle winter o.k. Not to say I'm a big fan. Sure don't like the big winds. I mean, if you had been standing where a 120' tall Doug Fir fell, not 5 minutes before it fell, would you be a fan of high winds? I didn't think so!

So, now we have "spring" in January. O.K., so the nights are still FA REE ZING! They say 29 tonight. But, give me a break. The days are in the 50s. That is spring. The grass is coming up. My fingers are itching. I've been to the mudroom at least a dozen times to get down the box of seeds. This is cruel and unusual punishment.

I mean, you know as well as I do that the very minute I put seed to ground the weather will return to winter. We'll have a foot of snow and the daytime highs will be in the 30s.

And, to add insult to injury, over the last two weeks over a dozen seed catalogs have arrived. Ah, thank you Baker Creek but I could have done with out all the pretty pictures.

~~sigh~~ Excuse me while I go back to marking days off on the calendar and staring with glazed eyes out the window waiting, NOT patiently, for the real spring to arrive.

What I Miss

2009-01-09T23:12:00.000-08:00

about no longer living at the coast is spending time in Sequoia Park. Sequoia Park is in the middle of the city of Eureka in Humboldt County, California. It is over 100 acres of redwood trees. My old home, and where my heart is. This is a picture of one of our favorite trails in the park.

With an ambient temperature of between 60-70 degrees year round, we spent a lot of time at The Cove on Humboldt Bay. The kids loved playing in the water and it was a really safe place for them to be. As calm and serene as this looks, it would be hard for most people to believe that less than a 1/4 of a mile down the road is one of the most dangerous inlets in the world. And, about a 10 minute walk behind us is the Pacific Ocean.

But, the thing I miss the most is the trees. *Real* trees, as I call them. Ancient giants of the tree world. And this one would be my favorite. I played beneath it as a child and have watched the bronze plaque on it rise over the years from just above my head to well beyond my reach as an adult. Sitting beneath these trees is so peaceful and serene that one must experience it as words don't do it justice. If you ever have occasion to take a trip up Hwy. 101 to Humboldt County, don't miss Sequoia Park.

Meet the Girls

2009-01-06T22:44:00.001-08:00

As promised, here are the name sakes for our little corner of the world. Top dog is Tuff-Enuf Mugwump. She's a Pitcur Hound, hounds raised to hunt bear and mountain lion.

Son #3 is a pet magnet. Someone brought a bunch of puppies around to where he worked and told him they were pit bulls, that they were 8 weeks old and that if they didn't find them homes they were going to be euthanized. Of course he brought home a puppy. As it turns out, she came from a drug house where the mother of the pups had been fed speed and was at the vets about dead. The pups were only 4 weeks old and they had also been fed speed. How she survived is any one's guess but survive she did. All grown up she has the face of an angel and the disposition of an alligator with PMS. However, as you can see, all grown up she does manage to tolerate playing dress-up.

Tuff-E's trusty sidekick is Hurricane Cali. Cali is another one of Son #3's rescues. She's a purebred AmStaff, aka American Staffordshire Terrier and sometimes referred to as a Pit bull(http://www.akc.org/breeds/american_staffordshire_terrier/index.cfm). This picture was taken when she was 4 months old and recovering from getting run over by two cars. Not hit, literally run over. Broken leg, smashed pelvis, head trauma and lung problems.

However, you can't keep a good dog down and Cali is also all grown up. ADHD and plagued by problems from coming from a backyard breeder, she also suffers from an identity crisis. She thinks she's a hound. If you've never heard an AmStaff try to howl, you're missing one of the funniest events in dogdom! She also tries to follow a trail. If Tuff-E does it, Cali tries to do it.

And, as you can see, Cali also does dress-up. However, unlike Tuff-E who merely tolerates it, Cali likes to play dress-up. So much for the evil pit bull.

New Year, New Blog

2009-01-05T15:21:00.000-08:00

My blogging up until now has consisted of politics and irritants. With a new year the time seemed appripo for setting hands to keyboard to venture down a new road. So, this blog will be about the journey of home and hearth.

Each morning, as I stand at the kitchen sink gazing out the window, I'm greeted by a delight to the senses. No houses, no telephone lines, no people. The fog trailing through trees -- the all akilter Gray pine, tall majestic Doug fir, stately black oak, ancient white oak and a few surviving Ponderosa pines. This is the time of day that the wild turkeys like to wander across from the uncleared brush next door. In the spring I watch them scurry down our road to the lower three acres, poults in tow. We have a young jay who has learned to mimic a hawk. I think he has a wicked sense of humor as the only time he seems to use this talent is when the turkey hen is supervising her young. He cries and the poults rush for cover. I'm sure I've seen him laughing.

Just beyond the pine in the center of the picture are our two creeks whose names would seem to have been predestined -- Barker Creek and Little Barker Creek. Of course, the irony of it all would escape those who have never owned a hound. Or, for that matter, an AmStaff with an identity crisis who thinks she's a hound. An introduction to "the girls" will have to wait for another day.